TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
feel free to watch as i pretend to run a blog that really runs me and attempt to amuse you with my pitiful attempts at 'humour'.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
(Source: supermattural)
i present to you
nicolas minaj
Tears are actually streaming my face right now.
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england
(Source: itsfunnytome)
excuse you
You’re excused
I did it you guys I wrote an essay about Crocs
You appreciate that butterfly on your head you little bitch, vintage white girl bloggers would kill for a picture like that
(Source: weltschmerz)
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
