shishisfunny:

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

What you do is get a cricket bat and wait near some trees and then when one comes at you, you defend yourself like mad.
When two or more comes at you, that means you’re between several nests and it was nice knowing you.

shishisfunny:

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

What you do is get a cricket bat and wait near some trees and then when one comes at you, you defend yourself like mad.

When two or more comes at you, that means you’re between several nests and it was nice knowing you.