Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
one of the biggest american copes to me is that our right wing essentially runs on the idea that it’s gay and cucked to want a better life for anyone including yourself. this is the biggest cope in the entire world. other countries are worse because they’re gay and cucked. higher life expectancies are gay and cucked. higher literacy rates are gay and cucked. public transportation is gay and cucked. education is gay and cucked and so on and so forth
It helps if you understand that for a certain section of Evangelical America, “making things better in the here and now for the Undeserving rather than waiting for Jesus to magically come and fix them” is literally a sign that someone is The Antichrist or one of his servants and I am not joking even a little bit.
Can confirm @vaspider. I was told by members of my evangelical community growing up that environmentalism was an Afront to the Lord. When I suggested that, in that case, cleaning ones room was an afront to ones mother, I got prayed at. Full dancing around speaking in tongues casting out the devil.
That’s such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like “oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2” and that baby’s gonna have “yeah that’s me in my mom’s arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament”. Iconic.
Girl help they’re selectively breeding the world’s most powerful Mortal Kombat player.
look I’m not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I’m always like “who the fuck do you think you are”
I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns
meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that’s really really beautiful but i’m always thinking about the first “she x on my y til i z” being “she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge” and the first “fork found in kitchen” coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.
